The following list is transcribed from all the cats out there sharing their rules.
1. Cat has the first taste of foods.
2. Cat top priority. Especially when human busy.
3. No vacuum.
4. All chairs belong to cat.
5. Cat allowed in and out at the same time!
(This doesn’t even make sense but whatever.)
6. House plant for snacks and digs.
7. Cat has full bowl of crunchies forever!!!
8. When in human lap, cat is allowed to stomp on balls, or boobs.
9. Cat do what want.
10. Human not run out of treats.
11. Bed for cat. Maybe share with human.
12. Cat make own sits.
13. YOU DON’T KNOW CAT SCHEDULE
14. Cat’s butt is a very beautiful thing.
15. NO OTHER CAT
16. HUMAN OBEY
17. Cat don’t care.
18. Cat don’t have gravity.