The singing telegram is so two-thousand-and-late. Embrace the future. Give the gift of memes.
1. “Please accept this flower which I most definitely did not take from the neighbor’s yard.”
2. So fancy!
3. OK, maybe not the only kind.
4. Opposites attract.
5. Oh là là!
7. It’s the thought that counts.
8. Very kisses.
9. “Let’s just Netflix and snuggle, OK?”
10. If the frog prince looked like this, we’d give him a lil kiss too.
11. much valentine
12. This is the dream.
13. Even orangutans get bed head.
14. Come baaaaack!
15. Must. Not. Disturb.
16. We all know that true beauty is on the inside.
17. *happy sigh*
Bonus. Cats Vs Christmas Tree Memes That All Cat Owners Can Relate To
There are photobombs and then there are ~PHOTOBOMBS~.
“I’m not saying a thing until my lawyer arrives.”
The path of least resistance is the path for me.
Quick, someone Photoshop an explosion into the background.
Probing the defenses for a weak spot: ✓
Cats 1, tree topper pawed to the ground 0.
Desperate times call for desperate measures.
You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain.
“CHALLENGE ACCEPTED” — cats everywhere
This is precisely the sort of hard-hitting journalism you come to this website for.
To know your enemy, you must think like your enemy.
When you’ve already destroyed the Christmas Tree and now it’s time to take down Santa’s village….
The struggle is real!!!
26/10 of cat owners would agree to this compromise.
Me: “The distracted boyfriend meme is dumb and needs to be retired.” Also me when I saw it twisted around cats and Christmas trees: “😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂”
“I find your lack of faith disturbing.”
“And I would have gotten away with it too, if it weren’t for you meddling kids.”
More naughty than nice
“Okay, here’s the deal: You take this sweater off me ASAP and I promise not to bring the tree … [gestures slowly over shoulder] … crashing down. You have 30 seconds to accept my terms.”
And now for the grand finale: 3+ plus minutes of kittehs going to town on Christmas trees (press play to watch!).